but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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