what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
there is glitter all over my balls
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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