3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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