What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
NoShamevember. You game?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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