if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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