I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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