i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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