i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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