thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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