Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Sorry about my life...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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