i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
