"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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