Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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