And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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