Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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