I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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