It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i barfeds in our rink
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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