the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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