Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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