then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So much Jack, so little girl.
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