sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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