This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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