Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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