Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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