Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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