Christians are straight up FREAKS
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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