Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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