Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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