everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
