don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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