She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm lost and stupid without you.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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