So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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