I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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