I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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