evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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