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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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