this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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