Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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