Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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