oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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