That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is it because I queefed?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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