Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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