'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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