you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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