his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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