Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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