so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he thought i was a dude.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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