We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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