My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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