I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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