i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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