I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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